Monday, February 14, 2005

Happy valentines day

Every year on valentines day I've been sick.
This year is no exception. At least it's just a cold this year.

One year my boyfriend made me dinner. He spent all this time making this great pasta dish and grilled the foccacia bread and everything. I had one bite of bread had to run to the bathroom and throw up. He was like ' fine if that's what you think of my cooking then I won't do it again'. It's not that the food was bad, I just had the flu. The thing that sucks most about that is I can't eat foccacia bread anymore , the smell reminds me of getting sick. It's really terrible. I can't eat what I've seen in reverse. But that in itself is a whole other crazy thing.

Last year it was my wisdom teeth. I had just had them pulled a few days before and I got an infection and was on T3's and some other great codeine stuff. I couldn't chew anything. So we had romantic jello. Really not as exciting as it sounds. I was just trying to keep from falling asleep in it.

And now this year I have a cold, not just a couple of sniffles but a stupid runny nose and throat that makes me sound like Keith Richards. Wow that's sexy. Not that we are in much of a mood to cuddle , but you know what I mean. I have some great medicine , I'll be better in a couple of days, but it knocks me out. So there you go happy valentines day, I hope I don't drool on you.

I hope you have a better one than me. Eat lots of cinnamon hearts.

1 comment:

thestraightpoop said...

Sorry, mine wasn't much better. I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend the day before, in a streak of independence, that Valentines Day is a load of hooey.

So then on the actual day he sent me a sweet e-mail. The year before he sent flowers.

I mean, he had really listened to my rant the day before and took it to heart!! But I would have been happy with flowers.

Sigh, no wonder men say they can't understand us!!